side note anonymous

what concerns me about your message is that your attempt to insult me is more rewarding to you than it is hurtful to me.

you see, on a ”anonymous dick messaging” scale of 1 - 10 * i would assume you laughed, smirked and scored a whopping 7 maybe even an 8 leaving your message; kudos. but, on a ”i care what you say” scale of 1 - 10 * i hardly even hit .75

regardless, your negativity is noted and dismissed. you just can’t break this kind of happiness.

*1 being low and 10 being high