you need to get over yourself
i beg to differ; who could ever celebrate me better than me?
your optimism seems/sounds like the most un-genuine thing, and i'm still trying to figure out why that is. get a real heart ya dummy.
you need yoga
my current list of things i don’t specifically need but can’t resist collecting excuses for (also the current state of my amazon cart):
1. button machine
2. melon baller
3. dress for my cousins wedding (no i’m not getting married)
4. those enlarged pet/creature tshirts - raccoon
5. pens in all varieties
6. lawn flamingos
7. confetti
8. boba (yes, on amazon)
9. jeffrey campbell flats (not on amazon but still important)
10. cat friendly plants
11. “meditation from the mat”
